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Log on: Making the wood stove hotter Log off: Don't add wood Monitor: Keep an eye on the woodstove Download: Getting the firewood off the pickup Megahertz: What happens when you drop a log on your toe while downloading Floppy Disk: What you get from piling too much wood RAM: The hydraulic thingy that makes the wood splitter work Hard Drive: Getting home in a snowstorm Prompt: What you wish the mail was in a snowstorm Windows: What you close when it's 30 below Screen: What you need for the mosquito season Byte: What the mosquitoes will do to you if you don't have a screen Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag Infrared: Where the leftovers go when Fred's around Modem: What you do to the hayfields Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's daughter Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy Keyboard: Where you hang up your keys Software: Plastic eating utensils Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds the frame up Port: Fancy wine tried once by Farmer Matrix Enter: C'mon in Random Access Memory: You can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks SUBMITTED BY RANDY R. MCGUIRE E-MAIL: mcguirer@SLU.EDU |