• I came, I thawed, I transferred.
• Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
• If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
• Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.
• Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.
• One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
• Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
• Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
• Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
• Land of many cultures - mostly throat.
• Where the elite meet sleet.
• Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS.
• Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.
• Minnesota - glove it or leave it.
• Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?
• Many are cold, but few are frozen.
• Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!
  (not funny at all )
• WARNING: You are entering Minnesota, Please use an alternate route!
• Minnesota: theater of sneezes.
• Jack Frost must like Minnesota - he spends half his life there.
• Land of 10,000 Petersons.
• Land of the ski and home of the crazed.
• Minnesota - home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where the damn river starts!)
• 10,000 lakes and no sharks!
• And My Favorite
• There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter

-Author Unknown